“I assume you’re not talking about mold, so how does that work exactly?”
Backtracking a bit, I always assumed I would be buried in the family plot – beside the tree that grew up on top of my Grandpa.
Until one day when I learned 93% of the people in Greater Victoria want to be cremated and that was the highest rate in all of North America. I figured I might as well join in and sign up. After all, I would take up less space and my survivors would have fun scattering my ashes at my favourite haunts.